Where's the Sex Quiz?

I recently picked up the latest edition of Muscle and Fitness and made a rather startling discovery.

It's a women's magazine!!!!!

*gasp* The horror!! Did you hear that sound? Yeah, the was the Governator choking on his cigar.

But really, think about flipping through a Cosmo or something. How many pages do you have to go through before you reach the TABLE OF CONTENTS? You know, that thing that's supposed to be at the beginning? About 10 or 15 pages, right? Same with Muscle and Fitness! Do you wonder where the articles are sometimes because of all the ads? Same with Muscle and Fitness! In fact, M&F had these huge multi-page ads that I sometimes read part of thinking they're an article. I mean, SIX page ads litter this magazine! The only differences are that M&F doesn't stink like the perfume counter at the mall and instead of movie stars and models, the pages are filled with freaky huge dudes. And the sex quiz, of course. I'm sure Joe Weider would not be thrilled by this comparison, but if the sparkly thong fits...

I actually enjoy the magazine, despite my teasing. I get a lot of great info out of it on nutrition and exercises. This month, however, delivered a special treat. Ms. Muscle and Fitness. There are actually two fabulous ladies that earned the title this year, but it was the amazing Jennifer Nicole Lee that really caught my attention.

Yes, the bod helps.

But what really impressed me was the fact that this 2004 Ms. Bikini America is the mother of two and as recently as 2003, weighed in at 190lbs.

WOW!!!!!

Talk about some inspiration! Proof positive that I can change my body with the right attitude and enough hard work. That picture will go up in my weight room.

Because she's so inspiring.

Really.

Stop laughing.