You see this eye twitch? Yeah, it means back off.

Stupid people trample my one good nerve. I'm a massage therapist by trade and we went to this huge fancy gym tonight to give a seminar on how massage can help in injury recovery and combating soreness and stuff like that. The half-wit that owns the place just advertised us as giving free massage. In fact, her flier said "FREE MASSAGE'S (sic) Bring a friend, have a blast."

What the fuck?

I don't do anything for free unless she's got broad shoulders and a nice ass. Thankfully, only three people decided to take advantage of our "generosity" and we'll most likely see all three of them here in our office. I'm just trying to figure out how information seminar turned into free chair massage. Maybe the sweaty boy smell of the place has robbed her of too many brain cells.

We then came back to the office only to get a phone call from a new client, crying, who informed us that her husband said she couldn't come see us anymore because it was too far to drive (20 minutes and he has to drive her) and that she had to find someone where they lived. She did. It's costing her $15 more an hour though. Nevermind that we helped her feel better than she has in years. All massage therapists are alike, you know.

Again, I say, what the fuck?

Stupid people have pushed me to the end of my rope tonight and so, the weights will sit dormant. I know, if I just went and at least started, I'd get into it and end up feeling better by the end, but...

Fuck it.